Life as a pirate would be so much easier. I would yell, "Arrrgg" at the Pennsylvania Department Teacher Certification and they would quickly transfer my certifications, instead of creating new hoops for me to jump through. Although, I better build a plank in the back yard first so I have something piratey to threaten them with.
I'll let you know how it goes.
(I made these pirates for Noah and my nephews)