
Hello, My name is Gloria. I am an Ant Eater-Chicken-Horse. I love to climb trees.

Occasionally, I will fall out of a tree. This can be very painful and results in the death of 37% of all Ant Eater-Chicken-Horses.

I am terrified of the Amish (look close to my nose, there goes one now.)

I find my office job unfulfilling.

Just like the majority of Ant Eater-Chicken-Horses, I love to sit outside on a green chair.