Monday, September 20, 2010

GloRia: The Ant Eater-Chicken-HoRse

Hello, My name is Gloria. I am an Ant Eater-Chicken-Horse. I love to climb trees.
Occasionally, I will fall out of a tree. This can be very painful and results in the death of 37% of all Ant Eater-Chicken-Horses.
I am terrified of the Amish (look close to my nose, there goes one now.)
I find my office job unfulfilling.
Just like the majority of Ant Eater-Chicken-Horses, I love to sit outside on a green chair.

6 comments:

Dani Mann said...

She's topless!!!

Jill said...

Ant Eater-Chicken-Horses have no nipples, therefore they need no shirts (or bras).

They do, however, have belly buttons.

Dani Mann said...

Nipples or no... she's still exposed! She should hang out with Donald Duck... her with no top... him with no bottoms... They'd make a cute couple.

Amy B. said...

Oh my gosh...I am speechless but laughing my ass off right now!!!!!

Jill said...

Good point about Donald, but I find the Pluto is and dog and Goofy is a dog, but Pluto can't talk, thing way more disturbing.

Susan Patton said...

The post is adorable and your comments are hilarious!!! Thanks for being a bright spot this afternoon!!!!